The Warriors
Advertisement
Some quality steel, boys - slice 'n dice.
~ When approached (Machete cheat code jingle)

Stanley is a Knife Dealer. He was voiced by Luna guitarist Sean Eden.

Description[]

Stanley wears camouflaged pants, a militaristic shirt, and a head band.

In The Game[]

Stanley sells knives in No Permits, No Parley.

Quotes[]

  • "Hey! Come 'ere. I was in 'Nam." - Seeing Swan and/or Snow
  • "I got some nice artillery, guys." - Seeing Swan and/or Snow
  • "Can't buy this shit anywhere else." - When approached
  • "Very nice! Get lots o' cuttin' with this blade." - After making a sale
  • "I thought you looked like a smart guy. Here you go, man." - After making a sale
  • "Uh, hey man. Don't you already have a knife?" - Player is fully-stocked
  • "Looks to me like you don't need a blade." - Player is fully-stocked
  • "I know how you feel. I was in 'Nam." - Player leaves without a purchase
  • "Goin' into battle without a weapon ain't smart, boys!" - Player leaves without a purchase
  • "Go cut some fool up!" - Player leaves with a purchase
  • "See you later, slasher!" - Player leaves with a purchase

Trivia[]

  • One of his quotes when selling a knife is used as the jingle for the Give Machete cheat code.
  • Sean Eden also voiced pedestrians in GTA SA, and Mr. Luntz in Bully.

Gallery[]

Advertisement