“ | Some quality steel, boys - slice 'n dice. | „ |
~ When approached (Machete cheat code jingle) |
Stanley is a Knife Dealer. He was voiced by Luna guitarist Sean Eden.
Description[]
Stanley wears camouflaged pants, a militaristic shirt, and a head band.
In The Game[]
Stanley sells knives in No Permits, No Parley.
Quotes[]
- "Hey! Come 'ere. I was in 'Nam." - Seeing Swan and/or Snow
- "I got some nice artillery, guys." - Seeing Swan and/or Snow
- "Can't buy this shit anywhere else." - When approached
- "Very nice! Get lots o' cuttin' with this blade." - After making a sale
- "I thought you looked like a smart guy. Here you go, man." - After making a sale
- "Uh, hey man. Don't you already have a knife?" - Player is fully-stocked
- "Looks to me like you don't need a blade." - Player is fully-stocked
- "I know how you feel. I was in 'Nam." - Player leaves without a purchase
- "Goin' into battle without a weapon ain't smart, boys!" - Player leaves without a purchase
- "Go cut some fool up!" - Player leaves with a purchase
- "See you later, slasher!" - Player leaves with a purchase
Trivia[]
- One of his quotes when selling a knife is used as the jingle for the Give Machete cheat code.
- Sean Eden also voiced pedestrians in GTA SA, and Mr. Luntz in Bully.